Halloween

Enter death's waiting room if you dare
below the crypt lies
Bob: Theme Time Radio Hour
(Male voice speaking)
a female announcer dresses like me
a skeleton puts on a fat suit
I gotta put some gas in my car but I don't wanna put it in the tank
I don't want to conform to what everyone else is doing
I know I won't smoke that night though
Below the crypt lies �theme time radio hour.

The Singers and Songs

The Other People and Players

The Other Songs and Albums

The Poets

  • Edgar Allan Poe
    "Master of the macabre"
  • Shakespeare
    "Poet of Deftness"

The Books and Poems

The Movies and TV Shows

The Places

Record Labels

Halloween Stuff

  • Witch Hunts
  • Black Cats
    In Britain and Japan it is good luck to have a black cat cross your path. "They drive on the other side of the road there too!"
  • 18th Century Vampire Scare
    "Our politicians today don't hunt for vampires, they're too busy sucking blood."
  • Mummy Tombs (with Poison Mold Spores)
  • Werewolf
  • Frankenstein
  • Vampires
  • Zombies

Popular Costumes

  • Spiderman
  • Princess
  • Witch
  • Vampire
  • Monster
  • SpongeBob
  • Ninja
  • Athlete
    "That's not much of a costume"
  • Ghost

Magic Words

  • Abracadabra
  • Hocus Pocus
  • Presto
  • Open Sesame
  • Alakazam
    "But to me the magical words are 'Please' and 'Thank You.'"

Boo!