“You know, it’s funny, I got an email recently from a listener, and they said they’d been listening to a lot of Tammy Wynette, and they thought that she sounded a lot like Little Richard. Well I thought they were crazy, but hearin that song I got an idea what they were talking about!”
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around."
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."