It’s night time in the big city
A man tries to wash the lipstick off his collar in the men’s room sink
It’s hard to find a legitimate masseuse around here
Number 11 and up
Singers and Songs
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Bobby “Blue” Bland36-22-36“I always wanted an introduction like this for myself.”
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Prince Buster30 Pieces of Silver
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Muddy WatersForty Days and Forty Nights“Many days and many nights…not to be confused with the Mennonites, who are also in the bible”
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100,000 Women Can’t Be Wrong
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Floyd DixonGirl Fifteen
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36 Inches High“…with a song that you’re gonna say after you heard it, ‘What’d he say?!?’”
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Sonny Boy WilliamsonNinety-Nine“Our next artist is one of only three performers that we play on TTRH who had his face on a bag of flour…if you think you know the other two make sure and take the TTRH quiz, available now on line. There’s no prizes to speak of, we’re just trying to gather some information on our listeners.”
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Toots and the Maytals54-46 Was My Number
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39-21-46“A slightly different shape on a slightly different woman – a man after my own heart.”
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Connie Allen with Todd Rhodes and his OrchestraRocket 69“I don’t know how they got this one past the censors.”
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Joe Mooney QuartetA Man With One Million Dollars
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Ann Peebles99 Lbs“Every time I see her name, I think she’s Fred Flintstone’s daughter.”
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Howlin’ WolfThree Hundred Pounds of Joy
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NRBQ12 Bar Blues
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Merle HaggardC’mon 65“Life’s musical reporter”
Other People and Players
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B.B. King
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“If Barbie was a real person, she would be six feet tall and weigh only a hundred pounds. Her measurements would be 39-19-33. Her neck would be twice the length of an average person’s, and she would wear a size three children’s shoe. If she were life sized she wouldn’t be able to walk with those tiny feet and her top-heavy frame, and she couldn’t have both a trachea and an esophagus because her neck was too narrow. She would have to choose between breathing and eating. With a figure like that I’m guessing she’s gonna choose breathing.”
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Judas Iscariot
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Jesus
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The Roman Soldiers
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The 12 Apostles
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King Saul
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King David
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King Solomon
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Elijah
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Moses
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The Mennonites
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King Henry VII
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George Jones
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Preacher James Burton
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Dr. John
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Pee Wee Herman
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King Henry IV
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Clement “Coxsone” Dodd
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Benny Carter
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Wynonie Harris
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Gene Vincent
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Frank Sinatra
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Tony Bennett
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Nat Cole
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Fred Flintstone
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John Lee Hooker
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Jack Butwell
Other Songs and Albums
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Drunk Again
“Good name for a country song”
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Hey, Bartender
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Harlan County
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I Love Florida
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Hey Fat Man(Clip played)
The Radio Shows
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King Biscuit Flower Hour
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The Moondog Show
Record Labels
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Duke“Where the smart money always was”
Places
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Egypt
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England
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New Orleans
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California
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Helena, AR
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The United Kingdom
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Japan
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Hungary
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Puerto Rico
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Norway
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Cleveland
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Patterson, NJ
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Hollywood
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Birmingham, AL
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Burlington, VT
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New York
Guests
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Billy Vera
Movies and TV Shows
Some Famously Corpulent People
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Winston Churchill
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Notorious B.I.G.
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Jackie Gleason
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Alfred Hitchcock
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President Taft"Our fattest president"
Misc
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The Last Supper
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Lou Gehrig’s Disease
“This is Theme Time Radio Hour, where we’re lookin’ at the new math…nah, I’m just kidding. We’re talking about numbers, old school.”